KION: Baboons, you gotta come down. It's not safe up there.
BIG BABOON: We're dry up here. (WHOOPS) We'll come down when the rain stops.
BUNGA: This guy's un-Bunga-lievable.
FULI: Oh, baboons.
(BABOON WHOOPING)
(BESHTE GRUNTS)
BESHTE: Kion. The tree's gonna go. And I don't wanna go with it.
(GRUNTING)
(WHIMPERING)
BIG BABOON: Calm down! As long as we stay dry, whoo-whoo, everything will be fine.
ONO: No, it won't. Your tree's about to fall off a cliff.
FEMALE BABOON: (GASPS) He's right. Look.
(SCREAMING)
KION: No! Stay on this side of the tree!
(GRUNTS AND GROANS)
BESHTE: Can't hold it much longer.
(GRUNTS)
ONO: Hapana!
(WHOOPING AND SHRIEKING)
KION: I got to get him out of that tree. Beshte! Think you can take a little more weight?
(GRUNTS)
BESHTE: Sure. But whatever you're gonna do, do it fast.
KION: Bunga, climb up there and scare those baboons down.
BUNGA: With pleasure! Zuka zama!
BESHTE: (GRUNTING)
BUNGA: Okay, baboonies, you can thank me later. Ah.
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
(WHOOPING AND SCREAMING)
KION: I got you.
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
BUNGA: Come on outta there, baboonie.
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
BESHTE: Whoa.
FULI: Oh. You can get off now.
BIG BABOON: We'll get down... (WHOOPS) when the rain stops.
FULI: Ugh. Baboons.
BUNGA: Whew. I'm beat.
ONO: Oh. Don't get too comfortable. There's bound to be another storm.
FULI: Ohh, another one? We're still cleaning up from the last one.
BESHTE: Hmm. Who knew a tree full of baboons would be so heavy? (GROANS)
KION: Okay, everyone take a breather. You've earned it.There you go, little guy. (CHUCKLES) You're welcome.
(BIRDS SQUAWKING)
KION: Hevi kabisa! Storm's caused so much destruction. Grandpa?
MUFASA: Yes, Kion. I'm here.
KION: I was thinking.The rains cause so many problems for the Pride Lands. What if I used the Roar to blow the big rain storms away?
(LAUGHS)
MUFASA: The rains are part of the Circle of Life, Kion. The Pride Lands will need that water for the dry season.
KION: I guess. But it'd be a lot easier...
MUFASA: Kion. The easy solution is not always the best solution.
KION: Yes, Grandpa
(RUMBLING)
KION: Oh, no.
BESHTE: (YAWNS)
ONO: (MUFFLED) Beshte! Let me out!
BESHTE: Hmm?
ONO: (GASPING) (SIGHS) It smells like fish in there.
KION: Guys, get up! Break's over!
BESHTE: What's the kerbubble, Kion? Oh.
FULI AND BUNGA: (BOTH COUGHING)
ONO: Ah. (GRUNTS)
KION: (GRUNTS) Ah.
FULI: What's going on? There's never been a river here before.
KION: Ono! Take a look!
ONO: Affirmative. (GASPS) Hapana! Lake Kiziwa! It's too full. The water's pouring out!
KION: (GRUNTS) That last rainstorm's still causing trouble.
ONO: It's getting worse, Kion!
KION: Lion Guard! We need to do something before all that water floods the valley.
BUNGA: Hey, I've got an idea.
LION GUARD: (ALL GRUNTING)
BUNGA: Push, Beshte! We gotta block it out!
BESHTE: Twende kiboko!
LION GUARD: (ALL GRUNTING)
BESHTE: Poa!
ONO: (SIGHS) We did it!
FULI: Nice!
THURSTON: (CHUCKLING) Oh, my! Whose idea was this?
BUNGA: Mine. Pretty awesome, huh?
SHINGO: Impressive. What a great idea.
BUNGA: And you know what makes this a great idea? It was so simple to do. Quick and easy. That's the way to do it.
KION: I don't know, Bunga. The easy solution's not always the best solution.
SHINGO: Well, it sure worked with this dam.
KION: Uh-oh. Now look at it. What do we do about that?
BUNGA: Hmm. Put a stick in it. That's my advice.
THURSTON: Hey, it worked. What a good idea.
SHINGO: He gives great advice.
FULI: Good idea? Great advice? You know you're talking about Bunga, right?
RAFIKI: Don't be so surprised. Honey badgers, they are the Pride Lands' smartest animals when... Oh, oh, oh. Wait a minute.
BUNGA: You hear that, everyone? I'm the Pride Lands' smartest animal. Rafiki said so. I'm smart and I give good advice. Say, wait till my uncles hear about this.
KION: Hey, Bunga! Wait up!
RAFIKI:Yes, yes. Honey badgers are the smartest when they think before they speak. (GROANS) But if they do not, whoo-hoo-hoo! Total disaster! (LAUGHS) Hmm, where'd everyone go? Eh? (MUMBLING A SONG)
KION: Bunga! Bunga, wait up!
VOICE: Um, a little help here?
BESHTE: Uh-oh.
TURTLES: (GRUNTING)
KION: Oh, we forgot to flip the turtles. Sorry about that.
MALE TURTLE: Oh, thank you.
BESHTE: Phew. There you go, little guy. Well, the turtles are all flipped.
FULI: We forget anything else?
KION: Argh. The porcupine brothers. Though that'd be easier if we had Bunga to help. Ono, go find Bunga. (HUMMING)
ONO: Affirmative.
(ALL GRUNTING)
KION: There you go, you guys. See you next time.
PORCUPINE: Thanks.
FULI: Every storm it's the same thing. You'd think they'd just move.
BESHTE: They like it here. It's cozy.
FULI: Yeah, but how cozy do you really want to be when you're a porcupine?
PORCUPINE: Ow, watch those quills!
KION: Okay, who wants to crawl in and make sure Ushari and the cobras aren't stuck in the mud?
BESHTE: Don't look at me.
FULI: (SIGHS) It's times like this we really need Bunga.
KION: Yeah, but he's...
ONO: Everyone! You gotta see what's going on at Hakuna Matata Falls!
BESHTE: Whoa!
KION: Hevi kabisa! What is all this?
THURSTON: Rafiki said he's the wisest...
SHINGO: Of all the animals...
MALE MONGOOSE: ...in the whole Pride Lands.
MBUNI: Oh. Amazing.
TIMON: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast, kids.
PUMBAA: If you want to see him, you've got to wait in line!
KION: See who?
TIMON AND PUMBAA: Bunga the Wise.
PUMBAA: The Sage of Hakuna Matata Falls.
ALL: The what?
FULI: Seriously?
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
TIMON AND PUMBAA: ♪ There's one honey badger ♪ Who's as smart as can be
TIMON: ♪ He's smarter than Pumbaa
PUMBAA: ♪ He's smarter than me?
TIMON: ♪ It may sound kooky but it came from Rafiki
PUMBAA: ♪ He's one smart cookie
TIMON: ♪ He's amazingly geeky
TIMON AND PUMBAA: ♪ His IQ's off the charts
♪ He outthinks the best of us
PUMBAA: ♪ But he's also got heart
TIMON AND PUMBAA: ♪ So he'll think for the rest of us
♪ So
♪ Step right up Meet Bunga the Wise
♪ The wisest of all and he loves to advise
♪ If you're feeling down, don't know what to do
♪ Let Bunga the Wise
♪ Do your thinking for you
TIMON: ♪ Kid, that's a cue
PUMBAA: ♪ Come on, Bunga, you know what to do
BUNGA: ♪ Guess who?
♪ So step right up
♪ Meet Bunga the Wise
♪ The wisest of all
And I love to advise
♪ If you're feeling down, don't know what to do
♪ Let Bunga the Wise
♪ Do your thinking for you
♪ Go on, ask any questions, I'll tell you my thoughts
♪ Those stripes don't suit you I'd change it to spots
♪ That beard, it looks out
You gnus ought to shave 'em
♪ Give me your grubs
I'll be sure to save 'em
TIMON: ♪ He can solve almost any problem conceivable
BUNGA: ♪ I got so much wisdom, it's un-Bunga-lievable
TIMON, PUMBAA AND BUNGA: ♪ So
♪ So step right up
Meet Bunga the Wise
♪ The wisest of all
And I love to advise
♪ If you're feeling down, don't know what to do
♪ Let Bunga the Wise do your thinking for you
ALL: ♪ Step right up
Meet Bunga the Wise
♪ The wisest of all
And he loves to advice
♪ If you're feeling down, don't know what to do
♪ Let Bunga the Wise
♪ Bunga the Wise
♪ Bunga the Wise
ALL: ♪ Do your thinking for you ♪
(ALL CHEERING AND WHOOPING)
BUNGA: Thank you. Thank you very much. Nice of you to drop by.
SHINGO: (GRUNTS) Bunga the Wise, everyone thinks I'm stuck up because my head's so high up in the sky. What do I do?
BUNGA: Simple. Tie a knot in your neck.
MBUNI: Bunga the Wise, how can I keep from being scared whenever I see a hyena?
BUNGA: That's easy. Just... (WHISPERING)
MBUNI: Mmm-hmm. Mmm. Thanks.
THURSTON: Mmm, Bunga the Wise, suppose I see a pile of rocks with a leak in it. Where do I find a stick?
BUNGA: Just climb up a tree and grab one. Trees are full of sticks.
TIMON: All right, all right. Everyone back in line. No more freebies.
PUMBAA: Don't worry. You'll all get your turn eventually!
TIMON: Come on, kid, er, I mean, Your Sage-iness.
BUNGA: Uh, okay. Talk you all soon!
TIMON: (CLEARS THROAT) Next!
(BUG CHIRPING)
TIMON: (GULPS) Ah. You're too kind.
PUMBAA: Now, if you'll follow me...
KION: Hey! Bunga!
PUMBAA: Uh-oh.
TIMON: Whoa. Whoa. What part of "wait in line" did you kids not understand?
FULI: Give me a break, Timon. We need to talk to Bunga.
PUMBAA: (CLEARS THROAT) It's Bunga the Wise.
BUNGA: Oh, hi, you guys. I didn't see you there. Come on in.
TIMON: Fine then. But make it fast. We got lots of folks here waiting their turn!
BESHTE: Okay, I'll just be out here.
KION: Bunga, what's going on?
FULI: Are you seriously giving all of those animals advice?
BUNGA: That's right. You heard Rafiki. I'm super-smart.
ONO: Hello?
BUNGA: Remember? I had that great idea to stop the lake from flooding.
KION: I guess.
BUNGA: So, then, I had an even better idea. I could share my great ideas. I can help everyone in the Pride Lands by telling them what to do. Ow.
FULI: Seriously?
KION: Bunga, you already help the Pride Lands. You're on the Lion Guard. You're the Pride Lands' bravest!
BUNGA: But I'm also the smartest! It's difficult being so gifted.
KION: Bunga...
TIMON: Okay, okay. Time's up. Folks outside ain't gettin' any smarter.
BUNGA: Thanks for coming, you guys! Next time make an appointment! Ow.
FULI: If you ask me, Bunga's the one animal in the Pride Lands who should not be giving advice.
BESHTE: Why's that, Fuli? He did figure out how to keep the lake from flooding.
FULI: Yeah, he did.
KION: But I just got a bad feeling about all this. Hevi kabisa!
(MUFFLED CRIES)
BESHTE: I didn't think ostriches really did that.
ONO: They don't.
KION: And I don't think that one likes it very much. Come on.
(ALL GRUNTING)
MBUNI: (GASPS) Oh. Thank you. Hard to breathe down there. (SPITS)
ONO: Ugh.
MBUNI: (SPITS) Sand. Ugh. (SPITS)
ONO: Watch where you're spitting. (GROANS) Tall birds.
(SHUDDERING)
KION: Are you okay?
MBUNI: I am now. (COUGHS) Thanks.
FULI: So why'd you stick your head in the sand in the first place?
MBUNI: Bunga the Wise said it was the best way to avoid seeing hyenas. And he's the smartest animal there it.
FULI: (SCOFFS)
KION: Don't say it.
ONO: (GASPS) Hapana! Those pink flowers will make them sick.
KION: Bushbucks! Stop!
BESHTE: I got 'em. (GRUNTS)
MALE BUSHBUCK: Hey! Our flowers!
BESHTE: You shouldn't eat these.
KION: These flowers will make you sick.
MALE BUSHBUCK: But Bunga the Wise said pink flowers were the tastiest. And he's the smartest animal there is.
KION: I know what you're thinking.
VOICE: Help!
FULI: Uh, now what?
VOICE: Help!
KION: Hang on! We'll help you out.
MALE ORYX: Please. I don't like high places.
KION: Fuli, pick a horn. Beshte, you say when.
ONO: Don't worry. They hardly ever drop anybody.
MALE ORYX: Hardly ever? Oh.
BESHTE: Pull!
KION & FULI: (BOTH GRUNTING) (GROANING)
MALE ORYX: (GASPING) Thank you so much.
KION: How'd you get trapped down there?
FULI: It wasn't advice from Bunga the Wise, was it?
MALE ORYX: Why, yes, it was. I asked him about the fastest way across the canyon. And he just said to jump.
KION: Okay, go ahead and say it.
FULI: I told you Bunga shouldn't be handing out advice!
KION: Yeah. We've got to tell him to stop.
BESHTE: Do we have to stand in line again?
ONO: I don't think so. Look!
ANIMALS: ♪ Bunga, Bunga Ho, make way, make way
♪ He's the wisest we know
♪ Make way for Bunga the Wise
♪ Make way for Bunga the Wise
♪ Bunga, Bunga, hey, Bungy, Bunga, ho
♪ Make way, make way, he's the wisest we know ♪
(SINGING CONTINUES)
BUNGA: Catchy! I like it!
FULI: Now I've seen everything.
KION: Oh, come on.
BUNGA: Oh, hi, guys. Don't stop.
KION: Bunga, what are you doing?
PUMBAA: Bunga's advice is so popular we decided to take it on the road.
TIMON: Bunga the Wise "The Pride Lands Tour"!
BUNGA: I advise you to come along with us.
BESHTE: Sounds like fun.
ONO: Sounds like trouble.
KION: Bunga, you've got to stop this. We've got enough to do trying to deal with the rainstorm. Your bad advice is making things worse.
BUNGA: (GASPS) Me? Bad advice?
PUMBAA: What?
(BOTH GASP)
THURSTON: No!
MALE MONGOOSE: Rafiki said Bunga was smart.
BUNGA: You see, Kion? Everyone loves my advice. They wouldn't know what to do without it. Am I right?
MONGOOSE: Yeah.
SHINGO: That's right.
THURSTON: We're clueless.
PUMBAA: And Bunga gives good advice.
TIMON: You said it, Pumbaa. He's even given the Lion Guard advice. Anybody remember a little thing called the dam?
SHINGO: Yes! Whoo!
PUMBAA: Love it!
TIMON: That's right! His idea. His advice. Problem solved. The End.
(RUMBLING)
TIMON: And now I have some advice. Run!
(ALL SCREAMING)
KION: We've gotta move those animals to safety. Lion Guard, follow me!
BUNGA: (SIGHS)
(PUMBAA WAILING)
PUMBAA: Run Bunga, run!
TIMON: Don't be a mook, kid! Head for the hills!
BUNGA: But, I'm a member of the Lion Guard. I can't let my friends down. Hey guys! Wait for me!
KION: Split up!
BUNGA: You can stop fanning me now!
KION: Everyone, follow me! Now!
BESHTE: Zebras, stay close to each other and follow Kion. Twende kiboko!
YOUNG HEDGEHOG: (PANTING)
FULI: Got ya.
KION: Hurry! Into the canyon!
BUNGA: Ah! Come on, kid! Run! Take my advice! Don't look back!
(ANIMALS GRUNTING)
KION: Ono! Which way?
ONO: Oh, no. Left! Go left!
KION: This way, everybody! To the left!
ONO: A dead end! Oh, no! Kion!
KION: (GASPS)
BUFFALOES: Oh, no. Look out!
(ALL GROANING)
BESHTE: Kion, the walls are too steep to climb. What do we do?
THURSTON: Don't ask Kion. Ask Bunga the Wise.
MTOTO: Bunga the Wise!
YOUNG HEDGEHOG: What do we do?
THURSTON: Tell us.
BUNGA: Uh... I don't know. Kion's the one who always knows what to do with this kinda stuff. Right, Kion?
KION: Right. But it's not exactly quick and easy. Now, everyone! Get behind me!
ONO: He means it! Get behind him! Get behind him!
KION: (ROARING)
(ALL CHEERING)
FULI: (SIGHS) I like this view.
KION: Me, too.
BESHTE: Yeah. This is a great place to rest up after a rain storm.
ONO: Until the next one.
TIMON: Oh. Mmm-hmm. (EXHALES)
BUNGA: (MUMBLING A TUNE) That spot with the flowers, it looks like the perfect place to bask in the sun.
RAFIKI: I would not lie there, if I were you.
BUNGA: Pfft. Come on, Rafiki. I can tell the best spots to bask. I'm the smartest animal around. You said so yourself.
RAFIKI: You did not hear everything I said. Honey badgers are only smartest when they think things through.
BUNGA: Think things through? Uh. Guess I'm not so wise after all. Oh, well. I can live with that.